Jack I know this is a joke but I'm desperately hoping you make another one of these YouTuber icebergs but actually make it 10 hours long and go over YouTubers only the most terminally online people would know
Comment LinkPosted on 2023-11-30 20:31First detected on 2023-12-01
Imagine traveling back decades and explaining to him that in the future, hundreds of thousands of people will be listening to his song on a supercomputer with a picture of a Japanese cartoon.
Comment LinkPosted on 2022-05-25 15:27First detected on 2022-05-27
Imagine playing this half a decade old game and you realize at the end of your playthrough you've been journeying with Overly Sarcastic Productions all along
Comment LinkPosted on 2020-11-24 16:03First detected on 2021-12-17
A wholesome moment from 4chan is like finding gold in the middle of the Siberian tundra. Unlikely to happen, but there's still a small possibility of it occurring.
Comment LinkPosted on 2020-11-14 00:09First detected on 2021-03-22
I love how we're talking about AMD vs. Intel like a sports match when in reality it's a technological rat race to secure billions of dollars between two massive corporations
Comment LinkPosted on 2020-11-07 04:01First detected on 2020-11-07
To add onto the previous comment, omit specific words when making your comments. Often times this results in the comment being removed due to specific channel settings. For example, on X channel, words such as "hentai" in a comment will be automatically removed.
Comment LinkPosted on 2020-11-05 21:49First detected on 2021-01-23
Olaf's true existential crisis is when Olaf realizes he's only existence is for a megacorporation to make money off selling his body image to little kids,
Comment LinkPosted on 2020-11-04 18:06First detected on 2020-11-05
Ironically, the moment the machine didn't win because of its inherent machine characteristics. When it showed that it was capable of making decisions of a human, that is when it could beat the best humanity could offer.
Comment LinkPosted on 2020-10-31 04:35First detected on 2020-12-19
They said they removed Herobrine in the patch notes, which means Herobrine was in the game. Which means Herobrine was the one who stole Notch's prized Fedora.
Comment LinkPosted on 2020-10-30 18:24First detected on 2020-10-31
YouTube doesn't even give the courtesy of killing videos, instead it shoots them in the spine steals all their assets and leaves them to die of starvation.
Comment LinkPosted on 2020-10-29 17:54First detected on 2020-10-30
Nintendo may have a controversy, but it is also a company that has been around for over a hundred years and has enough cash to basically survive anything imaginable.
Comment LinkPosted on 2020-10-14 18:17First detected on 2020-10-14
Imagine trying to deliver something to Linus's house and when you ring the doorbell you instantly get 2000 volts of electricity sent through your entire body
Comment LinkPosted on 2020-10-10 17:05First detected on 2020-10-11
Imagine training for years, and shot out into an environment not suitable for any form of life only for this to be the first thing you hear when you turn on your communications
Comment LinkPosted on 2020-10-04 16:08First detected on 2020-10-04
The year is 2050. ElectroBoom has fully converted himself into a robot and now fiddles with transformers to feel any sense of being shocked like he did in his youth
Comment LinkPosted on 2020-09-30 15:58First detected on 2020-09-30
YOU ARE USING YOUR FALSE, COPIED MOVES TO PROFIT OFF YOUR STATUS AS A MASCOT. YOU FORCE OTHERS TO PARTAKE IN YOUR DANCE RITUALS AGAINST THEIR WILL. YOU ARE UNFIT TO REPRESENT THE TEAM KNOWN TO ALL AS THE "ASTROS". THUS, WE HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE YOU CONFESS YOUR CRIMES BY STEALING YOUR GROOVE.
Apparently Putin doesn't move his other hand that much is because of his training in the KGB; the less movement allows for him to reach for his firearm faster.
Comment LinkPosted on 2020-07-15 18:59First detected on 2021-03-31
These flying builds may be a bit OP, but they still pale in comparison to the human build which allows a player to do anything they want if they can gather enough in game currency.
I still can't get over how the latest opening crescendos to such amazing levels only for it to blue ball us and not go all out in an amazing chorus like the first opening.
Comment LinkPosted on 2019-07-18 00:51First detected on 2020-12-29
If you lived forever, after billions of years, earth would be consumed. You'd float aimlessly in space, forever staring into the void. Eventually, you'd stop thinking.
Imo the waterbear is the most underrated build, the players got so bored form their invincibility that they intentionally nerfed themselves by making themselves super small.
Comment LinkPosted on 2019-02-21 18:11First detected on 2020-09-25
The plot is confusing because you haven't played Kingdom Hearts 2.97 coming in two months which will be explained with Kingdom Hearts 2.96 coming in 6 months.
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She is (probably) teaching a class on child psychology and is showing how not to deal with children. She shows what not to do, which is to just yell and scream with no chance of reasoning. She's showing how inefficient it is and how it can basically cause problems, she isn't mad about the pomegranates.
But what if a Nigerian prince steals your dashlane account and takes control of your password? What if he found out your dashlane password by finding your IP address? That's why you need NordVPN.
Comment LinkPosted on 2018-12-26 03:50First detected on 2020-04-03
On a serious note, Youtube Rewind doesn't include channels with millions of views a video, yet they feature vloggers who get a couple dozen thousand views per video. Imo it's ridiculous.
Crazy Idea: Rename an animal to the name of a popular anime character. It'll draw enough publicity to hopefully save the animal from possible extinction.
I am currently at my day 74 of no fap.. And today as I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me. Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike. I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth. As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place. You’re welcome gentlemen.
Comment LinkPosted on 2018-11-26 19:17First detected on 2020-10-04
The thing is, Youtube's algorithm (probably) prioritizes videos that generate the most ad revenue. Clickbait content or "mediocre" the views from the algorithm due to the click-through rate of ads, ad interaction, watch time, and other factors. If other creators can generate more revenue with their content, then I could see a reversal of YT's promotion of overly corporate content. If not, then I see YT continuing to promote the same clickbait content.
Comment LinkPosted on 2018-10-31 17:09First detected on 2020-10-27
* Gains a bunch of funding
* Everyone knows him
* Slowly ends up breaking down
* Gains fanatic volunteers to do work
* Africa
Dude is Elon Musk confirmed
Well, if you think about it, you are helping thousands if not hundreds of thousands of people by uploading videos and entertaining them! For every positive interaction you had, there could be thousands of others that feel the same about ya!
Comment LinkPosted on 2018-08-11 18:37First detected on 2020-11-13
I have a feeling they forgot to buff geese. Since they are a nuisance to the human mains, it would make sense to buff them so that they would provide actual competition to the meta.
About the GTA controversy: I personally think it was more of the publisher's push to defend it's cash cow rather than Rockstar itself. GTA is a major cash cow for Take Two, and I could see them hindering mods in order to promote the online mode (in a twisted sense). Rockstar is a subsidiary of Take Two Interactive, meaning that TTWO could have told Rockstar to ban mods for the game. So it wouldn't have really been Rockstar's fault if Take Two ordered them to ban mods.
Some say that there is a cheat code where you have to do 100 Push Ups, 100 Sit Ups, 100 Squats, and a 10 Kilometer Run every day, but others are pretty skeptical.
Just imagine being that bug and seeing a massive object slam down on the surface you are currently on and encircle you. I'd be hesitant to move as well.
What about the secret boss? Some other players call it cthulu, and apparently only one player has mastered it, allowing it to survive for thousands of years
Aren't these the things that Jimmy Neutron had to fight when he was inside Carl's stomach? For a science based show they had some pretty inaccurate stuff going on.
Comment LinkPosted on 2018-05-14 14:28First detected on 2022-01-02
Ali A is the master of white noise. Everyone watches him and puts him on as white noise and do something else, and they don't pay attention to his "commentary". I hope.
Comment LinkPosted on 2018-05-12 22:39First detected on 2020-11-19
Spingebill. Mario. Sonic. Zelda. The four powers lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the copyright strikes attacked. Only youtube, master of the four powers could face against the copyright strikes. But, when everyone needed it most, it vanished.
Comment LinkPosted on 2018-05-05 23:48First detected on 2021-03-28
The artstyle is impeccable as well. The hand drawn aesthetic really differs from the digital animation nowadays, and it is leagues better than how CGI is normally used in anime.
Comment LinkPosted on 2018-05-05 15:05First detected on 2020-10-05
Just reposting this to keep it alive. It takes some balls to describe what you are going through. It may not look like it, but a lot of people respect that.
Honestly in order to find quality content it takes hundreds of subscriptions in order to tailor your recommended feed to recommend quality channels. It sucks but once you get it to work you find a goldmine of content
Comment LinkPosted on 2018-04-20 20:10First detected on 2020-10-28
Just a friendly reminder to everyone not to take the extra chromosome perk. Sure it gives you a few perks like additional compassion from others but it limits your entire playthrough.
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